Andreu Buenafuente is a well-known presenter and comedian in Spain. Born in Reus, he founded one of the most important audiovisual production companies in Catalonia: “El Terrat”.
He became famous thanks to the program on regional television in Catalonia, but he made the leap to Spanish television, where he is known as a late-night presenter.
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Famous phrases by Andreu Buenafuente
This great comedian uttered many funny phrases throughout his career . Below you can find some of the best.
1. The cast of Pasión de Gavilanes looks fresh from Nacho Vidal's bachelor party
A humorous encounter with the iconic series “Pasión de Gavilanes”.
2. I don't intend to die, that's clear. I've been talking about it and I don't think it's funny.
Death is a funny little topic, but for a good source, there's humor in anything.
3. Banks are a bit like broth tablets: they cook and enrich us.
There has been a lot of controversy in Spain regarding banks, especially those with preferred banks.
4. Life begins every five minutes
You have to live in the present moment. It's the only thing that matters.
5. Am I going to go crazy? I can't be, because I already am.
Buenafuente confesses that he lacks sanity.
6. Money is useless, but if you fall, it cushions you.
A quote similar to the one that says: “Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it helps.”
7. Life in danger. This is an unsolved problem, a shame
A humorous meeting about a very serious subject.
8. Love moves the world. Combined with sex, it moves the universe.
Emphasizing the importance of sex in relationships.
9. A pause for eternity and see you immediately
A phrase he uttered at the time of giving way to television commercials.
10. There are short people who don't recognize you. They say, "No, I'm out."
A joke about people who are not very tall.
11. Don't worry about the language. When you laugh, you don't notice the accent.
There are individuals with very strong accents. Buenafuente makes a joke about them.
12. Talent is not destroyed, it transforms and survives the artists
Without a doubt, Buenafuente knows the world of entertainment perfectly.
13. Indians weren't the only ones with feathers in the far west.
A joke that might make a homosexual feel bad, but it's just a joke.
14. The prostate, another way to protest
A pun that is funny.
15. In the cardinals' room, there are frescoes... there are also paintings
An ironic reflection on what is possible in the cardinals' room.
16. What's up, neng! It's the most heard scream after "I'm sorry, you're not my type"
Neng is a character that Andreu Buenafuente discovered and made famous.
17. Bush has a great sense of humor because the average person has already lost it.
A witty critique of the former President of the United States.
18. People wouldn't eat without talking
Referring to people who don't open their mouths or ask for their rights.
19. Serious things bore me. You have to laugh at everything to survive.
Laughter is, without a doubt, one of the best forms of therapy.
20. Bill Clinton, the author of the saying “In the mouth of the fish dies… the big fish”
Another quote mentioning a former US President.
21. I remember that I love you, but could you please guarantee
Love can sometimes be confusing, as this ironic quote says.
22. Never stop using condoms
A recommendation that refers to safe sex.
23. It is one of my greatest achievements, my mother's happiness
What makes you happiest, Andreu Buenafuente, is your mother's happiness.
24. Camarlengo… doesn't that sound like a cover name? We've got cuttlefish, Chamberlain bravas, and grilled meat!
A joke about the word Chamberlain, an official at the papal court
25. Laughter is not faked
Laughter is healthy and is an authentic expression that arises when something makes us funny.
26. Before moms had a rallao record, “Go, pass-pass-pass-pass!” now they’re a clogged vinyl record, “Go, come on, what are you what are you…!”
A joke about mothers that can sometimes be quite heavy.
27. Drink in moderation, pay another
A tip for when you go out to have fun with friends.